Your taxes are paid for this year, but…

 

Relax, you can now sit back and make money for yourself for the rest of the year.
August 19 marked national Cost of Government Day – the date of the calendar year when the average American finishes paying off his or her share of federal, state and local taxes and regulatory burden.

So simple, so obvious

My father spent a year and a half dying of cancer. He wasn’t the same person at the end of the process he was at the beginning. He was a better one.

Those famous five stages of grief (surprise, denial, anger, bargaining, and acceptance) can be a kindness, if you can make it through to the final stage.

Minnesotans pulling together for a cause

 

Minnesotan’s have always been “Minnesota Nice” about pulling together for various causes. I think this holds especially true for small towns in general.
Take for instance, the recent KMS motorcycle annual ride to honor the memory of area soldiers, Sgt. Brent Koch, Sgt. Kyle Miller, Sgt. Joshua Schmit, Spec. James Wertish and SFC Matthew Kahler, all killed in the line of duty.

Catalog of death and destruction

I’m not normally into ninja throwing knives, and they’re not normally into me.

When there just aren’t words

 

Have you ever had one of those times when you just don’t know what to say?
That’s what I’m dealing with as I write a little more than a day after my mom, Sandy Krause, went to be with her Lord.

It’s so hot in Minnesota that…

 

I remember how my dad used to tell us kids how he used to have to walk uphill to school and home each day. 
Well, old timers like me and a lot of you can actually tell true stories about how you survived work and living at home without air conditioning. 

Rufus vs the singing potato chips

Last year, when he was just a baby, Rufus the Wonder Dog ® used to eat dead cicadas during his walks.

At first, my wife and I were grossed out by taste in all-organic, free-range fast food.

Upon further reflection, we were still grossed out by it.

Naming the next hurricane

Thank goodness we are far enough away from the ocean to dodge hurricanes. Since hurricane season is officially underway, I agree that it’s time we propose a change in the way we name hurricanes.

The science of clothing morphology

Clothing morphology has possibilities. For my latest get-rich quick scheme, I’m going to design some clothing article for guys that can be turned into anything from a tuxedo to a baseball cap with just a few simple twists and turns of the cloth.

You never know what to expect

 

Over the past 16 or so years, I have caught my better half peering into a dirty diaper.
While this might sound more than a little disturbing to some of you, just hold on a minute.
It was weird for me, too.

Invest your money locally

 

They were focused on piling up short term profits, so they could get their multi-million dollar bonuses and didn’t care about the long term.
Turns out that Wall Street had a magic pill. It was called the bailout. Thanks to their friends and lobbyists in Washington, Wall Street was able to screw up and have someone else clean up the mess.

Being sick, and other joys

It’s always fun paging through a medical or psychological dictionary and trying to decide what diseases you have.

A desperate plea from Ghana

 

Late this past week, I received an e-mail with a message stating someone I knew was in trouble.
Apparently, they had been mugged in Ghana and needed me to send money to them right away. The funny thing about the e-mail message was it was from someone I had just talked to the night before.....

Because no pun in ten did

 

Puns: They say the ability to understand puns is considered to be the highest level of language development. 
Here are the final five of the top ten winners in the Inter-national Pun Contest....

I need to shake my TV addiction

 

When I was a kid, I watched a lot of TV, and quite honestly, that has not changed a whole lot over the years.
When I walk into the house the first thing I do, regardless of the time of day, is push the power button on the Krause clan’s idiot box.
While there are shows I actually watch because I enjoy them, much more of the reason behind by behavior is due to a habit I just can’t, or more likely won’t break. I think I may have an addition to television.

A corpuscle by any other name

Is "Raindrop Incense Explosion" a noun or a verb? You be the judge.

Gasbag: a suspense story

 

This past weekend I finally saw the 1944 movie Gaslight, a suspense story about a husband who plays all sorts of tricks on his wife to convince her she’s going crazy so he can have her committed.
I thought that was a great idea, and immediately decided to convince my wife, Shawn, that she was losing her sanity.
Here’s how it went.

Host an exchange student, help CURE

If you’ve always wanted to open up your home to a student from another country, now is your chance. 

EDITORIAL - It's for life

Certain phrases stir up emotion, but few have the power to evoke so many different feelings and thoughts than this: "You have cancer."

Secrets of good journalism

Sometimes when I put together a story for the newspaper, half the challenge is deciding what to leave out.

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